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This is a song about people fighting on the internet


I was born between the generations, I don't get it all
Just a little in the middle, tell me it's statistical

I like your amateur dentistry blog that you wrote today
So come drop by

Showed up to the party looking artsy ladies watch me go
Tiki torch ironically illuminates the patio

I see your vintage athletic wear wicking the sweat away
Man, it's so dry

But I don't want to take Sides
Everybody's cruising for a bruising

Man I wish those kids weren't such a bunch of shitty snobby slobs
Man I wish those older dicks would pay me when I work a job

I see your artisan cannon ball blacksmith apprenticeship
Round on all Sides

Do you want to die on the top of the dark Side
Would you rather die on the bottom of the light Side
Pick a Side, are you on the thinking or the feeling Side
Are you in the middle of really struggling to decide

I don't want to take Sides


from The Valdmets​-​Harris Mystery Dimension, released February 12, 2016



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