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This is a song about my cat


You are definitely a cat, Polly-Esther
You don't know what it's like to lose your cool
You spend all your days looking out at the street
There's no working to do and no people to meet
You sure think you know where it's at, Polly Esther
Polly-Esther, Polly-Esther, pretty Polly-Esther

You feel deeper than you'd admit, Wooly-Willy
Use your image out as a power tool
You spend all your money on your automobile
The petroleum burns and the tires squeal
You're a giant piece of shit, Wooly-Willy
Wooly-Willy, Wooly-Willy, bully Wooly-Willy

You don't have to open your mouth, Jersey Jimmy
Everything you do is a crime against my brain
The shit that you post and the things that you say
The adults have to work so why don't you go and play
I guess you think that you've got it all pretty well figured out by now
Jersey Jimmy, Jersey Jimmy, Jesus, Jersey Jimmy
Polly-Esther, Polly-Esther, pretty Polly-Esther


from The Valdmets​-​Harris Mystery Dimension, released February 12, 2016



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