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This is a song about being a piece of shit


I get my work done when everybody else is sleeping
It isn't pretty but I get it done on time
I see the shape of the words on the page but they're dripping
And it's a pity that I lack the discipline
I had a week but instead of doing anything I've chosen to do nothing
The deadline is now crushing the ursine and the swine

Everybody's got a cross to Bear, I know
But yours is made of wood and mine is metal
But a diamond one, is that more fun or is it heavier

Tell me, twenty-one year old Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Has really gotten you into the politics
Of telling me if I am acting okay
I want you to know who I am but I don't want to do anything

I could light you on fire now so easily
Kerosene soaked and bound
Please let me go, I'm just a bro
I didn't mean to offend I'm really trying to get better
But I guess I'll have to die for the things that I did
Or didn't did

I used to think that I knew everything about the stuff that mattered
Genius stifled by the yelling and the noise and all the clatter
Now I know I'm just another man who's trying to be rare
And I don't even know the facts on my report about the Bears

Kingly sitting on a throne of books I never got to read
Grizzlies, Polars, Pandas, Blacks and Browns I never got to meet


from The Valdmets​-​Harris Mystery Dimension, released February 12, 2016



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